In case you haven't realized it yet, the commuting hour is grooming time.
Now I'm okay with the occasional woman putting on her mascara or brushing her hair.
Nail clippers are the source of my rage.
Click, Click, Click as I dodge your nasty nail clippings headed my way. Words can not express how this sound bothers me. I rather listen to your nasty nails scratch a chalk board.
Since when is it okay to groom yourself in public?
Next time, DUCK-> my pelt of freshly waxed eyebrow is headed your way.
6 comments:
Nothing better than dodging keratin shrapnel while being 1/2 asleep on the train. You joke about the pelt. Just the other day a woman was brushing her hair and pulling out the loose hair from her brush and dumping it on the train floor. Hot.
This is amazing. What is next.
flossing? I hate to say it, but I'll bet you're going to see it.
Prepare yourself...
Anb don't even get me started about ear wax. What ARE they supposed do with it after it's out?
I've seen flossing...
I spent time as a technical trainer at my last job. One day, the not-so-bright guy in a class of 10 who was there because unemployment was paying for him to be there, started clipping his nails in class.
I though the LA riots were going to break out for a second time! You MIGHT be able to justify this behavior on a $13 train ride (I will not justfy it as I think all the secret government forms of torture combined are not a good enough punishment for blockheads like this) there's no way a class of 10 who are paying $450 a head to become better at their jobs should be subjected to this.
Flinging freshly picked boogers at him might be the yang to his yin of rudeness.
If only stun guns were legal...
I don't care if the train ride was free. Clipping your nails in public is unacceptable.
Also - If I see someone flossing. They are going to get a beat down. I would not be able to handle 5 hour - partially digested - food particles flying in my face.
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