I know the train ride is about an hour for most people and right before dinner but WHY WHY WHY must they eat something that has an odor to it? WHY? The most common of stinky substance? Popcorn. For all of you out there – Unless you are eating it, you don’t want to smell it. It reeks. It fills up the entire train car with stench and everyone on the train with you is wishing you would finish up quickly or choke on a kernel.
The fine svelte specimen displayed on the left picture was taken a few days ago with my camera phone. Not only did he LOVE his popcorn, he made it a point that the seat, my seat, and the floor got a taste of it too. He then proceeded to use his pants as a napkin.
From now on, you may only eat a pretzel.
3 comments:
Chill Girl, God Loves You...
Dude, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS. I'm still holding a grudge against the guy who was eating a giant circus tub of popcorn on the rush hour train last week, with butter glistening on his chin and kernels all over his pinstripe suit. Arrrrgghhhh. Hate on!
Popcorn... the bane of my existence. Can't stand the stuff. It's bad enough that you can smell it throughout the car, but they always end up sitting next to or immediately in front of or behind me.
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